ZAP’s Mid-Week Update – February 10, 2016
Subject: MID-WEEK BY ZAP from “The Office of Poofness’
Date: Wed, 10 Feb 2016 16:59:45 -0500
FURTHER TO THE GREAT AND MONUMENTAL MILESTONE IN THIS PLANET’S HISTORY, ONE DETAIL OF THE TALKS IS THAT HUMANS WILL NO LONGER BE EATEN, EXPERIMENTED UPON, OR OTHERWISE MONKEYED WITH (NO PUN INTENDED).
THE LEVEL OF CONSCIOUSNESS HAS BEEN QUIETLY RAISED ON THIS PLANET OVER A LONG TIME, MORE OR LESS COVERTLY, TO LULL THE CABAL AND MINIONS INTO THINKING THEY WERE AHEAD OF THE GAME. THIS PROVED TO BE FATAL. UPSTAIRS KNOWS WHAT THEY’RE DOING, AND SO HERE WE ARE
THE DISCLOSURE OF OUR TRUE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BOYS AND GIRLS AND OTHERS UPSTAIRS WILL BE MUCH SOONER THAN LATER AS I SAID, AND I AM CERTAIN MANY ARE SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS. THE TIME OF SUCH SECRETS IS OVER. THE RELEASE OF THE SUPPRESSED TECHNOLOGIES WILL BE A GREAT BOON TO OUR HUMANITY AND WILL FOSTER A GREAT AGE OF PROSPERITY.
THERE ARE MANY SITES FROM SHELDON TO NANCY TATE THAT WILL GIVE YOU A GREAT PERSPECTIVE ON WHAT TO EXPECT NOW FROM THE DISCLOSURE, TO NEW FORMS OF CURRENCY, TO LEVELS OF LOVE CONSCIOUSNESS. GO VISIT THEM. THEY ARE AS UPLIFTING AS THEY ARE INFORMATIVE.
I FORGOT FROM A WEEK AGO TO GIVE AN UPDATE ON THE FELLOW THAT WAS STUCK IN ST LOUIS, AND WAS ONCE AGAIN HOMELESS AFTER TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING OF HIS LIFE. THANKS TO YOUR HELP HE GOT A TICKET BACK TO CANADA. ALL IS WELL.
IN TIME WE WILL BE ABLE TO GIVE SUCH HELPING HANDS ON A MUCH GREATER SCALE, AND THAT TOO WILL STOP ONCE WE GET THIS SILLINESS CALLED POVERTY OUT OF THE WAY.
IN THE MEANTIME, A FEW INTERESTING ITEMS HAVE SURFACED IN RESPECT OF THE TIMES AHEAD OF US NOW. ONE MAJOR MULTI-NATIONAL WITH MANY RETAIL OUTLETS IN ALL CITIES WAS CONTACTED BY AN ARM OF THE CURRENT US GOVERNMENT, AND TOLD POINT BLANK TO PREPARE FOR HARD TIMES SHORTLY. THIS MAY BE GOING TWO WAYS: THE FIRST IS THE DEPLOYMENT OF THE ANTICIPATED NEW GOVERNMENT BODY. THE SECOND IS THE ATTEMPT TO CONTINUE THE CURRENT CORPORATE GOVERNMENT BODY.
BOTH WOULD CREATE A MEASURE OF CHAOS, BUT THE SECOND WOULD BRING IN THE MARTIAL LAW ELEMENT TO CONTROL THE OUTCOME.
Months ago Zap warned us that this was a real possibility. Get some cash out now, fill up with gas, and stock up on food.
A Wells Fargo bank insider, who claims to be a teller, has said that the bank are training their staff to deal with an imminent “emergency scenario”.
The insider reports:
I am a teller at Wells Fargo here in the US this is also my first time using this proxy.
They started training us today for a bank holiday. They didnt mention the word bank holiday, but they did train us for an “emergency scenario”. They told us it’s just a drill. I’ve been working here for 3 years, and we never had a drill before..
They said that during an emergency, they would close the doors and only allow 3 people at a time inside of the branch. Also, my branch manager said that we would have armed guards during the emergency.
The last thing they mentioned is that they won’t store a lot of cash in the vault, since it will be a safety issue….
just wanted to share this with you guys.
A call by SuperStation95 to Wells Fargo Corporate Headquarters in San Francisco to verify these claims was met with a terse “no comment.”
If taken at face value and believed, why would Wells Fargo be doing this? What “emergency” could take place that might cause people to swarm to a bank in such numbers that they would have to lock the bank and only allow three customers in at a time?
A bank collapse? An economic collapse? a Currency collapse?
None of these things would be good and if the claims above are true, it is a dangerous signal to the rest of us to get some money out to tie-us-over for a month or so in the event everything shuts down.
In a banking emergency, CREDIT AND DEBIT CARDS WILL NOT WORK. ATM’s will not work. Banks will be closed so that you cannot even enter your own safe deposit box.
Do you have enough cash money on-hand to get through for a couple weeks operating solely on cash? If not, you’d better get that taken care of — fast.
We’re not even talking about making payments on your debts during that time, but rather only using the cash to get food, fuel and such to live! Could you make-it for a month without access to any financial tools or bank cash?
Do you have spare food in the house if stores stop taking credit cards- or the cards don’t work? How will you eat if everything remains cash-only for a month?
These are legitimate questions you should be asking yourself right now. Time may be very short. An economic collapse would take place with lightning speed and by the time you realize what’s happening, people will already be storming the banks and supermarkets trying to stock-up. Waiting until it actually happens is waiting too long; you’ll be too late.
A word to the wise: Prepare.
YES, IT WOULD BE WISE TO PREPARE A BIT IN MY OPINION, BUT DON’T GET STUPID ABOUT IT. DO IT QUIETLY WITHOUT FUSS OR ALARM. REMEMBER THE “MAKE AN ORDERLY LINE AND FILE OUT OF THE BUILDING” DURING A FIRE? THAT SAVES LIVES BECAUSE THERE IS LITTLE PANIC, AND NOBODY IS GETTING CRUSHED TO DEATH UNDER A STAMPEDE OF FEET. BE GENTLE.
IF/WHEN THIS TIME COMES, IT IS PRUDENT TO PREPARE IN WAYS THAT WILL CARRY YOU FOR A WHILE IN TERMS OF FOOD AND CASH ON HAND.
Dearest ZAP, Susan, et al,
Just the thousandth comment on “Admin”……and how it blew up in his face, with more donations than usual….YAY! In many ways, sometimes the thought crosses my mind when reading his garbage, as well as all the others…..why dignify his (and DS, etc.) remarks with ANY kind of response?
BECAUSE HE CROSSED THE LINE AND AFFECTED MANY OTHER PEOPLE THAT NEEDED THE HELP. IF ONLY ME, NO BIG DEAL, BUT WHEN IT SPILLS OVER TO OTHERS IN CRITICAL NEED I MUST SPEAK.
I totally get the temptation to do so and in this particular case, the detraction caused the opposite of what was most probably his intention, yet it always seems to me that you guys have enough to deal with, without these idiots’ comments creeping into your limited time and thus, stealing a resource from any and everyone affected. There really are only 24 hours in a single day, ZAP-a-rino (meant as ree no, but you can pronounce as rhi no, if you like, and it fits the mood!)
YOU ARE TOO CUTE FOR WORDS…
Anddd…thank heaven your infrastructure funding is close at hand…feel like once that’s set up, your personal workloads may not lighten, yet there could be assistants to whatever once the offices, etc. are in place! Am sure that time to just breathe will be a welcome addition to your days, and food as well as updated equipment, utilities, etc., etc. might come in handy, ya think? Have had my fingers crossed for you all and initial releases.
WILL NOT BE LONG NOW. FUNDS ARE BEING CLEARED SO I FIGURE WE SHOULD GET STARTED THIS WEEK. GETTING THE FUNDS PEELED AWAY FROM THE BANKER’S HANDS IS LIKE PULLING TEETH FROM A RHINO THOUGH….
Like so many of us, my years have rolled by, not without taking many various personal tolls. Buttttttt, also as with many of us, preparedness and wisdom have replaced less utile conditions in my brain. As well as one helluva education. Most of which I have all of POOFNESS to thank for (including Snuffles and Baconator II, lol)
THE FAMOUS FLYING PORKERS ARE SMILING AND NODDING THEIR HEADS.
And I do have a question….what, if any effect would the collapse of Goldman Sachs have on all of this? Not saying it will happen, yet their derivative exposure is mammoth and their current situation reminds me of the Lehman debacle. Just a little bird talking to me lately……got any thoughts you’d like to share?
Hope you all had a great weekend, with even better ones to come.
Blessings to everyone….
In Unparalleled Gratitude,
J.PEE MORGAN, GOLDMAN SUCKS, AND THE OTHER BIG BOYS AT THE DERIVATIVE AND SUB-PRIME TROUGH WILL HAVE THE PLEASURE OF SEEING THEIR BUBBLE BURST. WHEN THAT HAPPENS (NOT IF), WE WILL HAVE A PERIOD OF SOME CHAOS THAT WILL BE DEALT WITH. FINANCIAL ELEMENTS ARE IN PLACE TO MINIMIZE THE DAMAGE AND RESULTANTS, SO WE SHOULD ALL COME OUT OKAY AS THE SYSTEM RESETS AND CORRECTS THE THEFTS. THERE IS A BAIL OUT PLAN OF DIFFERENT PROPORTIONS.
OK, THIS NEXT ONE FROM BROTHER G IS A BIT MUCH BUT ALSO TOO CUTE FOR WORDS….A BIT OF LIGHT HEARTED STUFF WITH DEEP MEANING.
It appears that God is calling you out of the house of slavery and poverty. It seems that He will use you to feed the multitudes during the times ahead.
I pray He will give you the same wisdom He gave Joseph, who was also Zap under another name.
“39 And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, Since God has showed you all this, there is none so discreet and wise as you are:
40 You shall be over my house, and according unto your word shall all my people be ruled: only in the throne will I be greater than you.
41 And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, See, I have set you over all the land of Egypt.
42 And Pharaoh took off his ring from his hand, and put it upon Joseph’s hand, and arrayed him in clothing of fine linen, and put a gold chain about his neck;
43 And he made him to ride in the second chariot which he had; and they cried before him, Bow the knee: and he made him ruler over all the land of Egypt.
44 And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, I am Pharaoh, and without you shall no man lift up his hand or foot in all the land of Egypt.
45 And Pharaoh called Joseph’s name Zaphenathpaneah (Zap for short); and he gave him to wife Asenath the daughter of Potiphera priest of On. And Zap went out over all the land of Egypt.
TOO MUCH. WHO KNEW…
46 And Zap was thirty years old when he stood before Pharaoh king of Egypt. And Zap went out from the presence of Pharaoh, and went throughout all the land of Egypt.
47 And in the seven plenteous years the earth brought forth by handfuls.
48 And he gathered up all the food of the seven years, which were in the land of Egypt, and laid up the food in the cities: the food of the field, which was round about every city, laid he up in the same.
49 And Zap gathered grain as the sand of the sea, very much, until he quit numbering; for it was without number.
50 And unto Zap were born two sons before the years of famine came, which Asenath the daughter of Potiphera priest of On bore unto him.
51 And Zap called the name of the firstborn Manasseh: For God, said he, has made me forget all my toil, and all my father’s house.
52 And the name of the second called he Ephraim: For God has caused me to be fruitful in the land of my affliction.
53 And the seven years of plenty, that was in the land of Egypt, were ended.
54 And the seven years of famine began to come, according as Zap had said: and the famine was in all lands; but in all the land of Egypt there was bread.
55 And when all the land of Egypt was famished, the people cried to Pharaoh for bread: and Pharaoh said unto all the Egyptians, Go unto Zap what he says to you, do.
56 And the famine was over all the face of the earth: And Zap opened all the storehouses, and sold unto the Egyptians; and the famine was severe in the land of Egypt.
57 And all countries came into Egypt to Zap to buy grain; because that the famine was so severe in all lands.”
I AM UNDER NO DELUSIONS, BUT THIS IS JUST A BIT ON THE WILD SIDE. I DO NOT HAVE GRAIN TO SELL, BUT I HAVE THIS FABULOUS DIET WATER…PIG BRAND.
IF ALL GOES AS PLANNED, THEN WE WILL NOT HAVE FAMINE, JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF PROSPERITY AND PEOPLE LOOKING AFTER EACH OTHER.
I see you have changed your email address so I am re-sending this message.
This video has the answer for saving our planet. The link is below. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did.
D & J
MATT KAHN HAS MANY GOOD THINGS TO SAY, AND HIS ENERGY REVOLVES AROUND LOVE. VERY COOL. THANKS D & J FOR THE LINK.
FROM ALL THAT WE SEE, HEAR AND READ, THE SIGNS ARE UNMISTAKABLE THAT WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BIG PARADIGM SHIFT. THIS HAS HAPPENED A FEW TIMES BEFORE ON A CYCLIC TIMELINE. SOME CONSIDER THIS THE 7TH TIME FOR US TO GATHER AND ATTEMPT THE CHANGE. THE ELDERS SEE A 60,000 YEAR CYCLE AND THIS IS THE THIRD CYCLE FOR CREATION.
WHATEVER TIMELINE OR CYCLE IT IS, THE BOTTOM LINE WE ARE HERE YET AGAIN GATHERING AND ATTEMPTING TO DO IT AGAIN, AND THIS TIME I TRULY THINK WE WILL BE SUCCESSFUL. IT MATTERS NOT IF THE DARK SIDE THROWS A LAST ROADBLOCK OR FIVE AT US, WE WILL GET THROUGH IT. WE ARE PRETTY SANE ABOUT THINGS NOW, ABLE TO GET OUT OF A WET PAPER BAG, AND ARE PRETTY DECENT FOLK WHO KNOW THE MEANING OF LOVE, RIGHT?
WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS TIME AND BEGIN THE PARADIGM FOR THE TRUE BENEFIT OF OUR HUMANITY.
MUCH LOVE AND HUGS, AND IN A FEW DAYS WHEN THE FUNDS FROM THE TRUST CLEAR OUT IN THE ACCOUNTS, THE REAL WORK AHEAD OF OUR TEAMS WILL BEGIN. MUCH WORK AND MUCH FUN NOW.
IN SUPERLATIVE GRATITUDE.
LOVE AND LIGHT
IN OUR SERVICE
“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”
“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”
FEBRUARY 10, 2016
COPYRIGHT ZAP 2013-2016
I like Anam’s words about the Fire Monkey — So many of my Austin friends are connected to him… as a friend and some would say their teacher..I have spent time with him as well and find him a delightful wise friend, Hope you enjoy..
A Poem for the Year of the Fire Monkey
from Anam Thubten:
This year fire monkey returns.
It happened sixty year ago before I touched this beloved earth,
The world was in a much darker place then.
Let’s be happy that we’re living in this time of history.
Let’s wait to see all the good things that may arise in this coming year.
Each year is a start of a new era,
May this be a golden era for everyone.
Oh Great fire monkey,
We salute you.
You’re the divine mischief.
What challenges have you for us?
Don’t play too many pranks on us.
We empower ourselves with courage,
We pour the nectar of compassion to soften our hearts.
We’re ready to face your fire.
Some people are afraid of you,
The rumor says that you’re dangerous,
love to destroy things,
How strange it is,
The more I hear these things,
The more I am in love with you,
You just remind me of my beloved kharoti kali,
The goddess of destruction.
I’ll go around,
And tell people that you’re funny,
Never forget the part of you that is playfulness.
This year might be time for us to have some fun,
Oh mighty monkey,
May you listen to my New Year’s resolution,
I vow to dance
Shower me with your divine fire,
Burn this thick veil inside,
Along with many old habits
So my true nature may shine through.
Oh fire monkey,
Before you depart this earth,
Spread some good energy,
Give more peace to this troubled world.
Be kind to those who are less fortunate.
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Love and Kisses,
“The Office of Poofness”
ZAP, Susan and Staff